Famous Amo's Brother Speaks

The Cat’s Out Of The Bag!!!

Wow, just like that one of my brethren let’s the cat out of the bag!!! I am talking about Chambrays Famous Amos spilling the beans recently! Yes, he who is now training Pretty Lady and Fat Guy!

Up until now, no one knew that us dogs could also get on the computer and let our inner thoughts be known!!!! Yep, most two-legged folk figured that we could only bark, chase our tails and dig holes into eternity!

Little did humans know that we could also spend an inordinate amount of time pecking away at computer keyboards, texting messages on an endless array of funny sounding cell phones names and even have our own Twitter and Facebook pages!

Well, the cat is screeching big time, all because little wise guy Amos decided to announce to the world his exploits with the humans that he newly owns, the poor Eslingers from Utah!

Hey, I too can chirp with the best of them, so I “Puuuppppeeee” have decided to also get on the bandwagon and make some noise of my own. For those of you that haven’t ever been around the Chuck Wagon Master at Chambray Acres (his name is Sandy Herzon and he fixes all our meals at Chambray), he has a problem telling all us puppies apart so he yelps out in a high pitched voice this awful sounding “Puuuuppppeeeee” noise!

All us puppies have decided to come running towards him so that he keeps the food coming………………….so we all go by that awful name. However, when our new humans-to-be come to visit and take one of us to their home, he tells them to come up with a “good” name for each of us. For some unknown reason these new owner types listen to Sandy quite a bit.

Yep, they take us to their new homes where we proceed just as Amos described……to teach humans our ways. Funny thing is, most of our new humans keep calling, emailing and even visiting Chambray Acres to listen to Sandy talk and talk and talk.

Hey, that man can talk!!!!!!!!!!!! He talks about “training dogs”, however I have heard him say many, many times that he doesn’t really train dogs…………………he really trains people to work with their dogs!

Well, he is certainly right about that, because dogs don’t need training, people do and he is one of the best people trainers that us dogs have ever seen! He says that most people that come pick one of us up don’t read the fine print that states that once you pay to have a dog, that he can abuse you and make fun of you at his people training classes!

Us dogs really get off once Sandy goes into his making fun of people tirades! He can really embarrass someone that isn’t doing things right………….but I think it’s ok with the humans because they laugh about it and keep coming back for more.

Hey, I am really liking this broadcasting and letting you all know what is what from another dog’s perspective. I may not be as funny and famous as Amos has become, but like Sandy says to his people clients, “I tell it like it is!”

There is so much I would like to tell all of you, however my time is limited because as a puppy, I have things to do, there is an endless yard out front that needs digging, there are all types of objects that have to be chewed…………………..hey the house was just painted and it looks way too clean and shiny……………..Johanna’s new black car needs a scratch or two……………Sandy put mulch that now needs spreading to other parts and the greatest thing is that us puppies need to pick up all the bird poop, plus all the other bad smelling stuff all over the place…………………so, maybe you will hear from me again if I am left inside Sandy’s museum room where the computer is and where he keeps photos of all my ancestors, all except for the one I was able to reach and break the glass and the frame from. I heard him say that the photo was also ruined because I chewed off all four corners of it.

One last thing, just like Sandy the Chuck Wagon Master does religiously at Chambray Acres…………..please keep the food coming!

Puuuppppeeee Update: 11/10/11

The Chuck Wagon Master has received dozens of emails asking about me!!!!! Can you imagine that, me...........receiving emails from total strangers! Well, I am now living the life of Riley! No, really like the real Life Of Riley!

Ok, so let me explain a bit here. I, like all the other puppies at Chambray Acres are called Puuupppeeee by the human that feeds us, the Chuck Wagon Master, Sandy Herzon.

Just like my brother Amos was renamed by the humans he now owns, I too was visited by a family and I put on such a good act that they took me in a second.

Well, guess what? They renamed me Riley!!!! So I am taking a break from the hoopla of being famous and concentrating on teaching my new humans some new tricks.

So, with no further ado, I now turn over the torch to the next Puuuupppeeee that feels compelled to peck away at a  computer keyboard and share their excellent adventures at Chambray Acres before they travel off with the next family of humans that needs training!

Adieu...............Riley

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